Thursday, February 14, 2013

Blizzards and Pedicures


Since baby hasn't shown up yet, I'll just have to keep talking about us.  Boring, I know.

We were actually relieved he/she decided not to make the grand entrance while this winter storm was looming last Friday.   We got almost 12 inches of snow, which isn't too big of a deal for up here, but enough to make these two Southerners nervous about getting to the hospital in a crunch.

 

We celebrated Valentine's Day a little early because we though we might be doing something like birthing a baby on the real V-Day.  Ha!  That was wishful thinking.

Nevertheless, I took Randy to get a surprise pedicure.  It had to be a surprise because he wouldn't have agreed to it otherwise.  I knew he'd take to it well because he LOVES having his feet touched.

 Such a good sport!

This was great for both of us because Randy got to shed the 32 years of dead foot skin that's been weighing him down and I'm currently in no shape to trim my own toenails.

Just as I predicted, Randy loved the warm swirling water, lower leg/foot massage, the relentless pummeling of the massage chair, and the intense callus removal.  He insists removing the calluses was a medically necessary procedure (refusing to admit he had a pedicure) and should have an insurance code for billing purposes.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Final Countdown

We're two weeks out and hanging in there.  I'm pretty comfortable still and happy to have a little more time to get things done.  I keep wondering if it will be the last time I {go to Starbucks/do the laundry/dust the living room} before the baby is born.

My biggest grievance is that it's a royal pain in the backside (literally) to turn from side to side in bed.  Sometimes when I have to get up in the middle of the night, I lay there for an extra 10 minutes because I know what a monumental task it's going to be just to roll over and sit up.  Yes, really.

9 out of 10 casual observers tell me this torpedo belly has a boy inside.  Time will tell!

 38 Weeks!

You know (hope?) the end is in sight when the maternity tops start getting a little snug.


Randy has maintained his svelte athletic figure throughout the pregnancy.  I know what you're thinking and the answer is "No, I don't weight more than him now."  Geez.

We continue to check things off of our pre-baby to-do list:

1.  Pack



This has baby and me covered, plus a few survival items for whoever needs them the most.  Randy continues to make no progress in this area, but if he takes nothing other than the clothes he's wearing, he'll probably be just fine.  I do have his toothbrush.

Those internet lists that say you need to bring two nightgowns, a bathrobe, boppy pillow, breast pump, and a laptop are obviously not written with the NYC crowd in mind.  That's for people who own garages and trunk space.  Not for someone who's making a mad dash down from the fourth floor to meet a car waiting in the middle of the road.

2.  Practice Run to the Hospital


We called a car service for our practice trip to the hospital and it went beautifully.  I felt better when the driver told us he has taken "many, many women" in labor to the hospital.  Whew, I won't be the first!  Still hoping it's not rush hour or raining or snowing because that's when things get hairy in New York City.  The middle of the night could work out nicely.


3.  Nesting


Baby clothes and accessories washed.  Apartment sort of in order and reasonably clean. 

And here's evidence that Randy has a nesting instinct too...


Homemade chicken pot pie!  Made while I napped on the couch.

Randy's favorite new saying is, "I know exactly how you feel," and he thinks this is really funny.  I've been tolerant enough to allow this so far, but I'm telling you now, if he pulls that in the delivery room, security will have to come and unclench my white-knuckled hands from around his throat.  And I mean that in the most loving way possible.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Last Weekend Away

Sensing that we are about to lose all resemblance of life and freedom as we know it, we took a quick trip over MLK weekend.  The next time we leave New York City we will have A LOT more to carry.

We chose the Jersey Shore, which isn't the best place to visit in January, but people without cars can't be too picky about where trains will take them.  We stayed at the same Bed & Breakfast we stayed in last Memorial Day weekend. The town of Ocean Grove survived Hurricane Sandy pretty well, although the boardwalk is torn up, the pier is half wiped out, and the beach is narrower.

We were lucky to be there right before the deep freeze, with temps that were actually somewhat pleasant for mid-January.  Low 50s, woohoo!

Almost 36 week belly barely contained by the coat.

And here's the torpedo belly...Not too dramatic from the front or back but a heck of a side profile.


We had the Sunday night special at a local restaurant.  Prime rib, an appetizer, dessert, and coffee all for one great price!

A big piece of meat for the dad to be!  He ate the whole thing (of course).